Our Third Empire!  

Posted by Thoorika

Off late Google [read Third Empire] is playing a very vital role in decision making session of my family members. For example, last week all of us, including my Gundu mama and Yo Uncle (If you are wondering who are they, then please read this. And ya, please don’t forget to comment! :D) were watching TV. Nothing great was on TV so I simply kept SS Music. Some song came up (unfortunately I don’t remember which one!) and we were all listening to it. Suddenly my dad made a statement!
Dad : Hmmm.. It’s been really long since I listened to Hariharan song. He has sung this song really well.
My mom gave him such a horrified look as if he told her that an alien from Pluto came to earth and gobbled up Hariharan as a revenge for removing its name from Planets list.
Mom : Oh please! Don’t insult Hariharan by telling that he sang this song and all (She is a major Hariharan fan)
Dad : Oh is it?! Then tell me who sang it?! It is Hariharan.
Mom : No, its not!
Dad : Ok then tell me who is it!
Mom : Wait I will tell you! I don’t remember this guy name now. He is that lanky looking guy!
Gundu mama : Its that guy! Shankar Mahadevan!
“Yo” Uncle : Eh Gundu! Its not Shankar Mahadevan!
Gundu Mama : Then who else!
Mom : Ayio.. I can’t remember his name.
She turned to me and asked me to help! Since I had no clue, I just rattled off my in depth knowledge on Tamil Industry singers.
Me : Karthik?
Mom : No!
Me : Unnikrishnan?!

Mom : No No!!
Me : SPB?!
Mom (Also a great fan of SPB) gave me such a threatening look as if she is going to push me down from the LIC building!
Me : Eh.. sorry.. came out in a flow! Naresh Iyer?!
Mom : No!!!
Me : Douglas Kennedy?!
Mom : Eh.. who is that?!
Me : He is a writer! I was just testing if you are really listening to me or not!
Mom : Hmph.. Ya! Krish! That’s it! Krish is the singer!
Dad and Gundu mama : NO!
Yo uncle looked at me – Uh huh! Fight is boring! Come we will go check out Third empire.
Thus we ended up in the front of comp and it turned out that some Belly Raj has sung the song. So the fight came to an end with everyone getting disappointed and myself and Yo uncle having a nice laugh!
Next day some other issue came up. This time it was the population of Chennai.
Dad : Would be around 3 to 4 crores.
Gundu mama : Cha cha.. Would be in lakhs!
Dad (with again a horrified look) Are you mad?! Ever visited T nagar during Weekends?! You cant even come out alive from that place, esp if it’s a festive season! And you are saying that Chennai population would be in Lakhs!?
Mom : 8 crores!
Dad and Gundu mama looked at each other and started laughing!
Yo uncle, who was happily sitting on sofa with a book turned to me and said: Comp is on! Go consult the third empire!
I googled and found out that its 4.34 Million. The reactions?! Don’t even ask about it!!!

The story behind my "Yo" Uncle's sheepish smiles!  

Posted by Thoorika


Recently two of my uncles have come down to spend some time with us. I am pretty fond of both of them. One of them is lovingly known as Gundu mama (Gundu means fat in Tamil!) Everyone calls him like that only. In fact majority of our common friends don’t know his real name at all. And the second one has landed straight down from Dubai. Nowadays he is trying to differentiate between Kozhambu (kudumbu in his words) and Sambhar and also between podi (chilli gunpowder) and maavu (batter used for making Idly and Dosai). Thus, you can see his expert knowledge in Tamil. But he is one super cool person! So let’s call him the “Yo” uncle! (I do hope they don’t read this post in near future!)

Yesterday scene is something which is worth mentioning here. My mom generally makes the batter at home itself (In other words, Maavu archify with the help of the grinder). We don’t buy it from outside. She always does that in the evening but then, she remembered that she had to go to market to pick up few stuff!

My mom : Ok I have to go to market.

Yo uncle : (Since he knew that she had to carry out the maavu archifying process too so he offered to help!) Oh ok akka, you carry on. I will put the podi in the grinder and finish that work.

[Sensing that some hilarious moments are going to follow, yours sincerely and Gundu mama positioned ourselves on the sofa so that we can see the entire scene!]

My mom : ?!?!?! why do you need to put podi in the grinder??!?!

Yo uncle: Why?! Are you planning to buy podi from outside to make the dosai!?!

My mom : AYIO! Podi is different. We use Maavu to make dosai’s!

Yo uncle: “55 watt bulb sheepish smile” (In order to cover up the situation) Ok then I will make Kudumbu!

Me : Is it a goan dish?! (He is from goa!)

Yo uncle: ?!?! No your mom only made it yesterday!

My mom : No I didn’t! I don’t even know how to make such a dish!

Yo uncle: But you made it yesterday for dinner!

My mom : What did I make for yesterday dinner?!

My dad : Same old Sambhar! What else!!!

Laughter erupts which gets silenced by Mother dear’s chilly stare directed to dad!

My mom to Yo uncle: That was Sambhar!!!!

Yo uncle: “75 watt bulb sheepish smile”

Gundu Mama: What’s the connection between Kudumbu and Sambhar?! I mean, how can one get confused with 2 different words!?!

Yo uncle : Actually I thought Sāmbhar was the one which you made for today’s lunch!

My mom : Now what did I make for lunch?!

My dad : You showed some mercy and made Kozhambu for a change!

Another laughing session which was again silenced by Mother dear’s threatening advances, following which my dad disappeared from the scene!

Mom : That’s Kozhambu !! Not Kudumbu!!

Yo uncle : “100 watt bulb sheepish smile!”

This announcement has been pending for a very long time! Parzi has awarded me Freakin Fabulous award.

Though I feel that I am not eligible to receive this award (as you can see from the amount of cobwebs my blog has gathered from past few weeks!) Please do visit her blog ! She is a total sweetheart with a nice blog!

And Arjun gave this one! :)


Her Beautiful Life  

Posted by Thoorika

This is all I was able to come up with for the Moonlight contest @ WL. I had to write something related to the following pic. So here you go :)


She saw the clock strike eleven and got up immediately from her bed! Then she started searching for her slippers in the darkness, trying not to make even a slightest sound. She can’t afford to let her mom know that she was trying to sneak out of the house. Tip toeing to the front door, she opened it quietly and crept outside. The darkness devoured her, making her quite similar to her shadow. At first, she took cautious tiny steps like an excited kid who is just learning to walk. Once she was far away from her home, she broke into one run. She can hear the big waves at the sea nearby, roaring away. She smiled to herself and headed in the direction of the beach. One can sense the excitement and happiness she is feeling at that moment, when she was heading towards her favorite place. Suddenly she stopped! She was speechless. The sight of the beautiful full moon caught her by surprise. Why surprise?! Because at that moment, she realized that her life is also so beautiful, just like that sight. The sight which showed the full moon playing hide and seek with the dark clouds! The clouds didn’t spoil the splendor of the moon in any way at all. Instead it created a mysterious aura around the moon. This made the moon look even more magnificent! She stood there silently, savouring the peace she felt, drinking in the beauty of the sky.

Suddenly, someone gave her a warm hug from behind. Someone stood right behind her, whispering in her ears, “Hey beautiful”. This time she was not caught by surprise! Instead she turned and smiled at him. The same smile, which made him fall in love with her and which made him propose her. The same smile, which she gave him when she said “Yes”!

As she rested her head on his shoulders, she thought, “Yes, Life is very beautiful indeed”

Hey Arjun, this post is for you :D  

Posted by Thoorika

I was bored and jobless (for once and again!!) and was catching up with lots of left out posts!! Saw this at Aarthi's blog and decided to do it for the sake of someone who has been like "write somethin!! atleast a tag"!!! :D

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4 Line 4??! I see only 4 numbers! 1896 :D Paths of glory by Jeffery Archer!

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can & catch air? Well, I stretched and my arm bumped into the bed nearby and now it hurts!! So my advise to ppl who are going to take up this tag - Don't attempt this one :P (Mokkai, I know!)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Chicks of Flicks! (No, its not a porn movie! Its a show which comes on Sony Pix! :D)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is? 9. 30 Pm?!

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 10.04 Pm (See, that's why I keep telling that I am bad at guesses!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My mom happily braying.. er.. sorry singing "yeh dosti hum nahi chodenge!" (No, she is not mad! It happens in my family :P)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I stepped out at 6 40 to be precise! had given my bike for servicing! Went to pick it up!

8. Before you started this Q&As, what did you look at? Aarthi's blog!!

9. What are you wearing? Dress :D

10. When did you last laugh? Just now! My friend called from Delhi! I started laughing the moment I heard her voice :D (She is like that! Kya karoo)

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Photos, Photos and more Photos! : )

12. Seen anything weird lately? Yeah! went to book my tickets at railway reservation place near my place. I went at 8 in the morning and all the GOVT officials were ACTUALLY working! Can you believe it?! 8 IN THE MORNING!

13. What do you think of this quiz? Fun !!

14. What is the last film you saw? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... HP (And I regretted watching it!)

15. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy? A Bottle of cold water would be the first thing! To cool off the shock (which I will obvi feel at that moment! :D) !!

16. Tell me something about you that I dunno! Am addicted to coffee!? (That was lame, I know but nothing else striked me "grinning widely showing all the teeth")

17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Take a gun and shoot all the corrupted ppl on earth! "Tishkaw Tishkaw " Mind it!

18. Do you like to Dance? No, Not even in bathroom! :P

19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Love the name "Michelle"

20. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Dunno! Never got a name till now!

21. Would you ever consider living abroad? Nope! East or West, India is the best! :D

22. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? See, I do exist!!!

Nothin great, but I love dis pic!  

Posted by Thoorika

Super Timepass! Try it !!