Oct 20, 2008

Driving in the hell would much more better.

It came in news that comedian Vivek was very unhappy since all his jokes revolved around serious subjects but no one took it seriously! Well, I would like to assure him that people do follow his jokes seriously. Especially one of his jokes in some movie, where he joked about people's driving skills in Chennai that people in Chennai put left indicator, put out their hand showing right direction but go straight!!!

During those days when I used to go to college by public transport, I used to waste lots of time waiting for the bus at bus stops. The time would be adequate enough for me to memorize one complete detail answer of 5 pages during my exam times. Whenever my mom called me asking me where I am, my answer would always be the same- Bus stop! I guess she got bored with this answer of mine so eventually I got my own bike recently. So now, everyday, I go to college by my scooty.

Today, early morning, at 7'o clock, two love birds were coochi cooing while driving!!!!!!! That guy was right in front of me and was driving his discover bike and at the same time was trying to stare into his girl friend eyes who was his pillion rider!! I was like"what the heck". In their romance, both of them didn't notice the fact that I was blaring my bike horn like anything, because of which now its sounding as if it has got cold. I so wanted to tell them that there are places like fruit shops, coffee day where they can continue their romance but I chose to shut my mouth and continue with my journey as I was not in a mood to argue with anyone at that time.

Another instance is, everyday, whenever I start from house to go to college, I get stuck at traffic at one particular road everytime. Now everytime few college guys also get stuck and sometimes when I overtake them at any instance, they will take it as a big insult! How dare a mere scooty overtake my Pulsar bike!! With this thought in mind, they would challenge me to race with smirks on their face. At first, I thought it as a joke and didnt mind. But when it continued everytime I overtaked them, it started giving me good laugh right at that time. I mean, how can they even think like that. First of all race, that too in that busy road!! And second thing race between a non gear scooty bike and a geared 200cc pulsar bike. Does their brain stop working at that time?! On second thoughts, do they actually have brains?!

The laughing riot are these police guys who travel in their white Apache bikes! If a common man stops in front of the stop line, he has to listen to all the slang words in tamil or if this traffic people are out of funds, all of a sudden they will start working briskly and will catch people who don't wear helmets. But these people don't obey any of the traffic rules, break all the signals and don't wear helmets also. And if any poor guy stumble in that cop's way, when he is busily jumping the signals, that guy is a gone case!! At the end of the one sided conversation between both of them, that guy ears will bleed like anything.

PS : I don't have any personal grudges against any of the cops and neither would I say that all the cops are alike. But most of them are like that. That's the fact!!
I enjoy driving. But sometimes driving in Chennai roads actually give me nightmares. Funny nightmares!


15 comments:

nan said...

i second your opinion strongly!!!driving in chennai is a friggin frustrated task... not to mention the brown slush all over thanks to the recent rains!!

Thoorika said...

I know!! Exactly!!!

VIDYA said...

LOL i strongly agree with u abt driving here, and loved the way u ended the post , nightmares funny nightmares...hehe :D

Elithraniel Arawion said...

haha yeah man.. .seriously... sum ppl shud be jailed for driving without knowing how to! cops come in that catogory! and there are those who want to do stunts as soon as thy see a girl in front of them.. they should not only be jailed but beaten like crazy... lol

vemuri said...

hmm good post...

never had a such bizzare opinion on chennai.....
by readin ur post and seeing others comments... i guess its right!!!

i guess hyderabad is much better!!!!


Cheers!!!
Peace!!!!


P.S: can u take off the word verification thing it maked commenting difficult...

Chriz said...

@thoorika

1)now you have a scooty, you must be scoring 5 marks less in your exams..

2) find a boy friend soon

3) get a pulsar bike 200 cc.. let those guys know that you are a born tuff material

Thoorika said...

@ Vidya

He He.. Thanks !!! :) btw, do you drive?!

@ Padma

I know.. Keep reading our blogs for more info on Chennai !!! :P

PS : Even I find this word verification a big nuisance!! Will remove it soon.

Thoorika said...

@ Chriz

What does a boyfriend has to do with my scooty?! I wish I know how to drive pulsar 200cc.. cos I really want to teach those clg guys a lesson!! Grrrr...!!

@ Anusha

My dear anusha! Next time when you post any comments in my blog pls keep a detail in your mind that my parents read moi blog!! SO "don't get me into any trouble for now!!!" And I am not scoring any better marks than you dear...

PS : Same ques!! Do you really know how to drive?!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@thoorika
eschus me
why u deleted my comment
i'm very UPPSEEETTT wit u maa....
cha cha... what a frnd

who was that question directed at btw

Thoorika said...

@ Anusha

My censor board didn't approve of that comment so had to delete it!!! and I directed that question to you only. I still doubt whether you know how to drive!!

Chriz said...

a boyfriend?
if you are so pisd off, you can ask him to get down from ur bike and make him walk all the way.. gives u the kick...

and check the reply chain to ur comment on my page..

Thoorika said...

@ chriz

hmmmm.. seems like you have experienced that kick from one of your "girlfriends".. and I have replied back to the comment in ur blog.. hope it clears the confusion.. nandy girl is wondering what the comment on her page is about.. !!

Dinesh said...

Hey chintoo today is the first time i saw ur blog ..its so nice ...i enjoyed reading it :) Keep posting ...Good work .

Dinesh said...

i like that Driving in the hell would be lots better!! its so nice i was laughing when i was reading that ....! Dinny

Thoorika said...

@ dinny!!!

You actually visited out blogs and read the posts!!! I am jus not able to believe it!!!!!!!!